Friday, February 8, 2013

TwitterBits for February 8, 2012


After eating Subway 3 days in a row im convinced Jared lost all his weight by throwing up.

Made tuna casserole from scratch. I am Donna Reed.

The first soup from 6000 BC was made of hippopotamus.

The fatter you get, the less lonely you are because you're just more people!


I'm gonna have to ski to the food court tomorrow!

Need a new plan. Blizzard & chick flicks do not mix. I'll be stuck with my own emotions for two days. Plenty of water, not enough tissues.


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