I hate peanut butter. I bet most people think of something deeply embedded in their childhoods like Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches, or Fluffernutter.. All I think of is.. death. It's sticky, gloppy, and it takes forever to scrape off of the roof of my mouth. The shit gives me panic attacks when I have cotton mouth, making it the not-so-munchie-friendly food.
I kinda like the taste, but not enough to forgive peanut butter's way to put a downer on good things like Cinnamon Graham Crackers..
After food shopping at the Ol' Trader Joe's, Tommy gleefully applied his newly acquired Organic Creamy Peanut Butter to Cinnamon Graham Crackers.. "Want some?"
"No, I do not want some thank you.. I will stick to my butter with no peanuts."
<3 Niki
I effen' hate peanut butter as well! I was just saying that yesterday when I had to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
ReplyDeleteReally Sarah, did you HAVE to make that sandwich? Why don't you try scraping peanut butter off of EVERYTHING - including the 10 fingers of my 4 year old after he eats it. :p Peanut butter is my life. But here's how I'm so special: I mix a jar of peanut butter and a jar of almond butter in the Cuisinart and redistribute this back into the jars - THAT is a messy project as well. Payoff: It's healthier. Peanut butter isn't actually very good for you - even the organic stuff…. but my kids don't like straight-up almond butter so I mix it and they never know.
ReplyDeleteIt was all I had left to eat in the house. :( Ooh, that sounds like a neat idea. I think I would be more into a blend. :)
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want your peanut butter, you can give it to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's Tommy's! No, you can't have it! lol
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