Tuesday, February 14, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Desperate To Buy A Slice

On Valentine's Day, February 14, 2012, Jono Zalay's missing debit card was charged five dollars for pizza.

"To whomever found my debit card: your restraint in only spending $5 on Pizza gets you a 5 min head start, before I NEVER STOP HUNTING YOU." - Jono Zalay

HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS LOSE STUFF

Jono Zalay grew up in beautiful San Diego, where upon becoming a stand-up comic, he quickly grew tired of good weather and happy times. So he packed all his belongings and boarded a plane to Boston. His belongings boarded a plane to Philadelphia and were never seen again. Once adequately miserable, Jono pursued comedy while earning his PhD in Neuroscience. In 2010, he became a staple at comedy festivals around the country, winning all of them in the “most fun” category that he made up. He was also an actual finalist in the New York and Magner’s Comedy Contests. His unique and informed background brings a perspective to stand-up comedy unequaled by almost any PhD in Neuroscience. http://jonozalay.com/

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